RULE #1:
ALWAYS assume the people around you are crazy, until they exhibit some obvious form of coherent thought.
i.e. people sitting next to you on the bus, that guy drinking his starbucks, those annoying guys that hand out coupons and follow you through times square talking about your eyes, the crazy fucks that post random personal bullshit on your professional blog...
RULE #2:
Just because they write "homeless" or "veteran" on their ridiculous pieces of cardboard, doesn't mean they don't have a perfectly lovely home and beautiful family they go back to after you've coughed up your pity change. *
*please see the section referring to stepfathers
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